Deal Extreme IRL!

Most good internet geeks have heard of deal extreme, the China based website where you can buy $1 flash drives and unlocked cell phones for $50. (If you haven’t heard of this site we have a word of warning: they actually do have everything you want but delivery takes forever). Last week we found the real-life Deal Extreme and it was even better than I thought possible.

Deal Extreme for reals!

In an effort to carry as little as possible, Vin and I brought a limited selection of books, most of which I blew through in a week. We stocked up in Seoul at What the book but the selection of used books were of the dime store variety preferred by those on the nearby American military base and the new books were super $$$.

Hillary Clinton Campaign speeches
Love for Hillary Clinton's Campaign speeches

We also hit up the local Foreign bookstore in Nanjing, where we were surprised to find out that ‘Foreign book store’ does not mean a book store for foreigners but rather a ‘book store where you can buy books to learn a foreign language’.  Two totally different concepts.  I did find a superb English-Chinese book on Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign speeches, but in general the selection was less than awesome.  I’ve been hacking my way through a French–> Chinese –> English translation of Stendhal’s ‘The Red and the Black’.  It hasn’t been fun.

What I’m trying to say is that books are a necessity and finding them has been problematic.  We decided to solve this problem by buying a Kindle.

Surprisingly China is not cheap.  Electronics hit the shelves late and with huge luxury-tax markups: the official iPad just came out at a price of RMB 3,988 or 600 American bucks!! The black market is the best place to find electronics early and cheap(re). So that’s where we headed.

This place is a computer geek’s wildest fantasy

The Zhongguancun Electronics in Beijing (line 4, Zhongguancun stop, near Peking University) is truly awe inspiring. Row after row, floor after floor of independent kiosks selling identical cameras, walkie-talkies, and computer gadgetry.  The only difference separating the goods is how much you can bargain down the price.

Want a Walkie Talkie?

Each shop sells only one type of electronic but has ever brand ever made – and some brands that they invented.  We saw pocket sized android iPads and knock off Macs running windows. We were offered every book reader under the sun, most of them only displaying in Chinese. We even happened upon some of the real deal – at jaw dropping prices.We’re not talking luxury tax markup, or even white boy markup.  The price for name brand electronics was double what we would ever pay in the US.

Bargaining

We put our newly minted bargaining skills to the test. These skills include looking mortally wounded at the initial price, offering to pay half and walking away. My entire chinese vocabulary is based on bargaining, “Doushao qian? TAI GUAY!” (How much?  Too much!)

The air in the market is on fire with people shouting, “Camera. Come here! Sir, sir! Camera!” There is a palpable need to buy something: an excitement from the thrill of the conversation and the knowledge that a vendor just down the aisle is selling the same thing at perhaps half the price. As you walk away from a possible deal you hear, “OK, ok! Sir! 60 RMB! Ok, ok!”

Usually.

Except with a kindle.  First of all, most of the vendors had never heard of a kindle. We received quizzical looks, “Keen-dal?!? No have. You want iPad?” And when we did finally find the kindle section on the third floor, the price was firm – 1,750RMB ($265 or double the US price.)

Vinnie in electronics heaven

My first counter offer was 900RMB – half price. My heart was pounding, I had a huge smile on my face, super excited to partake in this financial battle royale. instead the shop owner literally took the kindle from my hand,  vehemently shook his head and waved us on. No bargaining, no best price, no nothing! Word must have gotten out that whitey was looking for a kindle because all the way down the line vendors wouldn’t budge from 1,750RMB.

After 3 hours we finally found someone willing to talk about the initial price.  She lowered the price to 1,720RMB – taking about 5 dollars off the price. The insult!

We must have looked like suckers but 1,725RMB was well above the highest price we were willing to pay. We left empty handed, totally let down and more than a little crabby. To be so close, to hold it in your hand and to totally fail at Chinese bargaining  – total bummer.

In hindsight, we had a great time, even if we did leave empty handed.  To check out five stories of every imaginable gadget, see stall after stall of flashing screens and beeping toys, and understand how the folks get their hands on late to market items – it was fantastic.

Oh and we’re still buying the kindle.  It’s arriving in Taiwan next week – less than $200 including int’l shipping. Who’s the SUCKA now!?

9 thoughts on “Deal Extreme IRL!

  1. Yes buy it in Taiwan. My brother in law would ship me cheap stuff all of the time. It’s because you’re a whitey. I said it before, shave Vinnie’s head and eyebrow, look like a monk and act mute. They’ll pity you and you can walk away with with a kindle at half the price.

    1. hahaha.

      right now i’ve been going for the che guevara look between my
      communist cap and my getting bigger by the day beard. We’ll post some
      pics.

    2. hahaha.

      right now i’ve been going for the che guevara look between my
      communist cap and my getting bigger by the day beard. We’ll post some
      pics.

    1. That’s hard to say. The internet was usually password protected by their phone company. You needed a username and password to connect – and we didn’t have one. And when we did have an ethernet connection (hotel or PCbang) we were forced to use IE6 – utter disaster. So the connection speed my be fast, but actually getting to a site like Facebook was super frustrating.

    2. i <3 dealextreme.com, they have so much stuff for pennies and for the most part, it works, shipping is free. I've loaded up on bike lights, velcro tabs, usb adapters. They need a crazy eddie spokesman to market themselves.

  2. That last paragraph made me gaffaw outloud. I’ve been catching up on weeks worth of posts and LOVE your chronicles – keep ’em coming!! I made sure Dianna is also following along up in AK – she was also impressed by your amazing url and thought that you guys were part of some travel group with that name 🙂

    1. Haha, we had the domain for a while, figured we’d do something fun with it. We met somebody who’s biking his way across the world, with a last stop in AK. He’s currently in china, ferrying it to australia, then chile, he’s really excited to make it up to AK – http://www.paulswereld.be/

Leave a Reply to Emily Marcroft Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published.