You would never know that Vietnam and China
were are Communist countries. Judging from the aggressive sales techniques and huge variety of commerce, you would assume that ‘Communism’ is merely a euphemism for “bend you over and take your dollar-dollar bills.”
One way of getting your money is the tsunami technique. A large group of hearty women will bodily surround you, trapping you in a sea of loud chatter consisting of only three words, “Buy from meeeee!”
You plan your escape to higher ground, only to watch as the wave swells and consumes the very path in front of your feet.Â These women are unyielding, there will be no peace until you have purchased a $5 handicraft from each and every one of them.
Don’t believe me?
Here is an innocent tour group of sexagenarian baby boomers who fell victim to a tsunami wave of Red Zdao women in the Ta Phin village in Sapa. The lesson? Tour vans precipitate tsunami’s – avoid them at all costs. Be vigilant.Â When you sea a wave form, take action. Start to walk away, say no while shaking your head and your hands.
Interesting Variety of Commerce
Drugs are fairly illegal in Asia, though some countries take things more seriously than others. In China drugs seem more socially abhorrent than illegal. We asked our college-aged Chinese friend if she ever smoked weed, and she stared at us in shock. “You do this!” she quietly exclaimed, slowly bringing her hand to her arm, giving us the international sign to ‘shoot up heroin’.
Nancy Reagan should have looked East when forming her “Just say no” campaign.
That’s not to say China doesn’t have any weed.Â They do.Â It’s terrible – but the sales process is priceless.
Dali, in the Yunnan province, is a backpacker mecca.Â It’s a land of blue skies (very rare anywhere is polluted China), lazy afternoons and gorgeous views.Â It’s also the land of the Ganja Grannie.
You enter Dali’s centuries-old city walls and step into Middle Kingdom’s paradise. Ramshackle blue-and-white buildings with traditional pointed tile roofs house storefront after storefront. Bai women in traditional pink costumes work in the stores, or walk around town selling fruit, and you guessed it, ganja.
The Bai women sales technique is called the drive by.Â A fifty year old woman wearing the traditional Bai headscarf will run up to you on the street. “Hello!” she shouts loudly and sidling closer, whispers, “You smoke-ah the ganja?”
This happens every 5 feet.Â You can’t walk down Dali’s small cobblestone streets without meeting a ganja women.Â And if you say yes, things get even odder. This December, after a few days of hiking and turbulent bus rides, we decided that, yes, we would like a little ganja.Â So with our new Italian friend Davide, we set off to look for the ganja women.
We didn’t go far before an old woman walked up the street, “HELLO!… Smoke-ah the ganja?” We all ambled after the ganja women to her little home, wondering what kind of ganja this old women could possibly grow. She furtively reached under her bed and pulled out a shoebox full of shake and stems – the weed that grows naturally on the side of every road in Yunnan. This was not the ganja we were looking for.Â But we were in too deep.
“Good ganja! My husband smoke-ah the ganja everyday.”Â Her husband was sitting, shirtless, watching the transaction with little curiosity. He obviously hadn’t moved in at least five years. “You try! Smoke-ah the ganja!”
The ganga was terrible. Didn’t even do the job.Â But with a little crappy ganja, some new friends and dozens of bottles of plum wine, we had a great night.
The drive by ganga woman is hard to catch on video.Â But here you are! Ganja lady #1 approaches Vin after 12 seconds and another comes running up with 4 seconds remaining on the video. Notice that she’s running away from a cop.
Perhaps I shouldn’t say the women in Asia are nuts. And I can’t honestly claim that Vietnam or China have a state controlled economy.Â The women are persistent and the economy is just plain out of control. Both the women and the economic forces are looking to make as much as they can, as quickly as they can.Â And it’s working.
2 thoughts on “The “Women in Asia are nuts” video series”
Yeah its truly said that the womens in Asia are very clever and notorious too….They will use any method to sell their product…
of all Women in Asia are nuts what part of Asia are you talking
about, obviously you are talking about Tibetan Â BurmeseÂ
woman in southwest China.Â Many of these woman are illiterate, they can read
signs but that about it.Â The average Chinese
farmer (not the rich ones)Â make less
than 1500 rmb a month, that why many farmers leave the farm and work in a
factories in Â the pearl river delta in
Guangdong so they can make 2000 rmb a month making sneakers and i pods. These
woman can not do that because they can not read or write. Â So of course they will be very aggressive in
trying to see things, they will do this to western and Han Chinese alike.Â The old ladies in Dali I always though were
very funny the way they try to sell marijuana.Â
Â Because they just sort of pick it
and dry it they never really cared about the price they care for the amount of
money they would get not on the quaintly sold.Â
The marijuana was very similar to cheap Mexican sold in the u.s. in the
early 1970.Â Â They don’t smoke it at all.Â some will smoke opium.Â But the government has cracked down on the
old ladies and there are very few on the streets of Dali now.Â Many have been arrested.Â Â Dali
is very dry.Â If you go there in the fall
you can pick all you want it does grow all over that why they call it
weed.Â Â Â Â